A heavyset man with an admirable beard and a lust for milk and cookies is set to slither down the chimney of many a home this evening. While his methods might be considered unsound, his intentions are the sort that can bring warmth to the coldest of hearts.
It is with these intentions in mind that everyone here at Westside wish you the merriest of Christmas’, the happiest of belated Chanukah’s, and the greatest of “whatever you may celebrate during this holiday season”.
See you in 2013 kids. Thanks for another awesome year.